FNF: The Blueballs Incident - [Friday Night Funkin']

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This video is about the first night of our new job. We were invited to a company party and we had mixed feelings about it. It was at a club, so we expected...

This video is about the first night of our new job. We were invited to a company party and we had mixed feelings about it. It was at a club, so we expected some weird and wild things to happen. What we didn’t expect was for this crazy party to be an omen of what was to come that Friday That Friday went by as usual, with short bursts of excitement punctuated by tedious stretches of boredom. We got to work around 6:30 pm and started unloading the truck until it was time for us to go home. As we were packing up, one of our friends asked if it would be okay if he came back to help us unload the truck again tomorrow before he leaves for another job interview elsewhere on Monday morning. To which we replied yes without thinking twice about it. Nothing too out of the ordinary there, right? That simple yes turned into Blueballs Outstanding as soon as we spotted him leaving the parking lot that night. The following days were torture for every single employee at this factory; especially those who were stuck transporting boxes all day from one location to another with absolutely no breaks in between our shift. The moment they saw their colleagues coming back from work that Friday night in their dorky outfits sporting devious grins on their faces, they knew something was off already; but they didn’t know how bad until they experienced.

Has the world ever seen anything like the Blueballs Incident? This is fucking outrageous! Who let this happen, and WHY DID THEY LET THIS HAPPEN? To recap: last Friday night, after a long week of classes, finals and general stress, four horny undergrads finally got some much-needed alone time together. But as they all knew too well, when you’re trying to unwind with your studly fellow students, things can get pretty awkward really fast. And so it happened. The greatest moment in Friday Night Funkin’ history. A guy came up with a brilliant way to spice things up without having to risk an awkward hookup or rejection. The students were thrilled by the suggestion, and thus this harebrained scheme was born: They would play a game of musical beds to break the tension and reduce their stress levels before heading off to sleep. So here we have it folks. This is what passes for adult romance.

The Blue Balls Incident was a case of digital blue balls that occurred in the Weird Science server on Friday, October 20th, 2014. The players were playing a game of “Fnf: Friday Night Funkin’” when one player, who shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons, began to feel uncomfortable because of a very specific reason. The game is played like this: Players are given a limited amount of time to complete levels with specific restrictions and colloquialisms. Once the time is up, they must submit their results. A player who fails to submit their correct answers will be penalized by being punched in the face by every other player in the server once per level (excluding bonus levels). The user who was punched in the face because of blue balls was not happy about it and so he decided to demand a refund after his fourth time.

This is a story about a group of friends attending an improvised friday night Funkin’ party. The friend’s superstitions had begun to creep in, and the idea of joining forces to ensure that Friday nights are safe from bad Luck was a pretty good one. However, with all the joking around, it wasn’t until the final moment that anyone realized what they were doing. After the band had finished playing their traditional closing number (Funkin' For Blueballs or F4B for short), everyone got up and left to go back to their respective residences. But before leaving, someone whispered something in another guy’s ear causing him to chuckle awkwardly.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…let’s just say that things didn’t go as planned. This week, our intrepid heroes started their final mission (I’m talking about their training). They had completed each task with flying colors; well, except for the last one. The guys were supposed to meet at the same time and complete their final task: become rhythm game wizards. But something went horribly wrong. One after another, our heroes got stuck on each new level until they were all blue balls from frustration. That was until one of them remembered how to get back into rhythm mode by playing a prank calling the loot back.